Maybe a LITTLE bit crazy today

Today I was hiding underneath the table on the chair, trying to be sneaky. I was trying to touch people with my paw when they came past. Ok, maybe I had my claws out while I was doing that. But I never hurt the hoomans. Honest. I have seen some pretty good-looking mancats on topcat.givealittle.co.nz. They are all purr-fect ;) I was playing with my best friend - and dog - Peter today. Then he started cleaning my ear. I felt so special ♥. I have known him since he was a little puppy. I didn't really like him at first, but then we became best friends. Whenever a different cat passes our house he will scare them away, except for me.I also was sitting on top of the fridge today. Then I jumped down onto the tv, but I made my mistake. The hoomans recently got a new tv, and this one slopes down at the back, so you guessed it. I slipped and suprisingly didn't land on my feet. But I just strutted it off like and model cat ;D